they cant see you smiling over the phone, so stop smiling/secrets

they dont see you smiling over the phone. they cant see where your hands are underneathe that desk. they dont know for sure which employees have washed their hands before returning to the kitchen. youre at a diner and you notice fingerprints all over the glass but you havent even taken a sip yet. your doctor just gave you your prescription and now hes going to go have a cigarette. your love brings home a fish but from what river? your pal has a pair of shoes that look an awful lot like the ones you lost3 years ago... and you just cant afford a lie detector test. possible solution? Maury Povich. but wait, now you need to get pregnant (or impregnate someone and then deny it). why is everything so difficult hmm?