this actually happened yesterday (not the exact lines at all, but similar situation)
wattie: (off in the distance) "seems like he's having fun"
spazz says nothing.
wattie: (says something spazz cant understand)
spazz just smiles and doesnt ask what.
Spazz: Just spent my sobriety on more than likely, Miller Hi-life. what do i do?
Wattie: I'm an alky! you think you can even ask me this question?? i bet your pubes aren't even red!
Spazz: Happy st patricks day, Wattie
Wattie: So much crazed NYC anger. All unavoidable and un-understandable anger. you need a salt and pepper recovery. you know what the means? it means getting back to the basics. I just wanna listen to the beatles and go to bed. Goodnight... Help! ... help me. I will help you help me.
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