if you eat too much cheese you will get bloated and your poop will boil and youll have a firey hellish liquid poo coming out and your butt will have a hard time recovering.
falling down the stairs can help you put things back in perspective
shivering can prevent vomiting.
hello kitty is cute but her candy is really bad sadly.
your good looks won't last
beware of the boy who "falls in love" with you too quickly. his name is either mike, gary or something else.
apparently shaving the top half of your eyebrows off and drawing the extra piece that you shaved UNDERNEATHE your remaining eyebrow hair gives you a slightly sinister and seductive look. ive never looked better.
shaving lines into your arm hair is what you need to do when you are unemployed. be weary of razor bumps when the hair begins to grow back. not the best look
sometimes getting an allergic reaction to pimple cream is worth it. my skin is much clearer although i did get some hives and a coughing fit.
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