if you really loved me, you would let me pinch your tongue with my wet toes

if you really truly love someone, you would do anything for them pretty much, really, like rent out an entire McDonalds restaurant so you two can have some private time together at a quality price with burgers that cant be beaten

or get plastic surgert to look like Drake

or get plastic surgery and get all your vital organs removed and be reconstructed into that Gucci purse your girlfriend has wanted ever so much