To me, a triangle has always been the best shape. its perfect in an imperfect kind of way since there are 3 sides and 3 is an odd number. noone likes an odd number. except me. and some other people i guess. you just can't beat a triangle!
But there are a whole slew of shapes to remember. what does a favorite shape say about someone?
A circle to me has always been a soccer-mom thing. maybe im just thinking of a soccer ball but that's a spherical. A circle is fit for a soccer mom because its neat and friendly. Nothing at all rigid about it.
It would be easy to say that a square is for squares.. heh. a square is neat as well but not quite as friendly as a circle. a square is fit for a broad group of people, including nerds, neat freaks, serious people, introverts, well-balanced people, stubborn folk, hard headed folk, 'go getters" and so on.
rectangles are meant for business men. everything about a rectangle reminds me of business. money, tall buildings, tall rigid looking men. carpenters as well. there is something very masculine about a rectangle.
Ovals are feminine.
Trapezoids are for homeless people, alcoholics and miscellaneous. farmers?
Dodecahedrons... you really have to earn that one. Dodecahedrons are meant for true geniuses, eccentrics as well as complicated people,.. the mentally ill. And posers. fuck posers.
don't even get me started on octagons. im not into stop signs.
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