They found her hanging out in a ditch. She had been there for 3 days washing rocks. The girl was completely filthy and didnt seem to be aware of how bizzare the situation was. She was "disillusioned" by everything after her one true love broke her heart. He had chosen his career over her. His job making paper cranes was too hectic and time consuming and so he left her.
It was her decision after this to become a shitty artist and create a bunch of made up nonsense out of nothing. She once taped together a bunch of napkins to a salt shaker. This was supposed to represent purity. Another exhibit of hers was a piece of red construction paper folded in half with a small hole cut in the middle and a string going through it. Her most recent exhibit was actually herself sitting spread eagle on a pedestal after she had purposely contracted gential warts. The warts were almost symmetrical. This was supposed to represent GEMINI, sign of the twins. Too bad she was a Taurus. Once again "art" was made.
"it's amazing what heartbreak can drive you to do", the girl explained to the folks at the ditch and went on to say how she would never marry and planned on dedicating her life to being absurd and pissing people off by making thousands off of trash put together. This was her life. she was pretentious and she knew it.
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