I'll change that ..someday

There isn't much REAL action going on despite the current circumstances. .......usually i can fiX this but I've gotten too lazy recently and i dont feel like moving from my little hole. I cant think. I can't articulate or impress right now. I offer nothing but brief commentary on everything.

ca$h

Technically, my existence is performance art. The question is, when will i get paid?

my legz itch

perhaps its time to get new ones.

We can tell you are from the suburbs by the amount of lawn chairs you have indoors

Currently existing but only behind closed doors. As far as everyone is concerned ive meshed with internet space and technically im just a website with feelingss now.

But the internet is cool and feelings are making a comeback so im pretty confident i have nothing to worry about.

happy birthday whoever you are

here is some birthday love coming from my mouth. my body says "here ya go!" but my heart says "thank you for your time. Until you make another rich, satisfying discovery , be happy with what youve got, who youve got and who will give ya what. i know that may sound like a mouthful but hey thats what blow jobs are for"

heaven sent

in heaven , there are no divas allowed so you can forget about Beyonce being there. There are no angels chilling on clouds either since clouds are where heavens tears are stored which means that everyone has to stand......







but im told when youre there you never feel like you have to sit