Sunday, December 30, 2012
wise words from me
if you eat too much cheese you will get bloated and your poop will boil and youll have a firey hellish liquid poo coming out and your butt will have a hard time recovering.
falling down the stairs can help you put things back in perspective
shivering can prevent vomiting.
hello kitty is cute but her candy is really bad sadly.
your good looks won't last
beware of the boy who "falls in love" with you too quickly. his name is either mike, gary or something else.
apparently shaving the top half of your eyebrows off and drawing the extra piece that you shaved UNDERNEATHE your remaining eyebrow hair gives you a slightly sinister and seductive look. ive never looked better.
shaving lines into your arm hair is what you need to do when you are unemployed. be weary of razor bumps when the hair begins to grow back. not the best look
sometimes getting an allergic reaction to pimple cream is worth it. my skin is much clearer although i did get some hives and a coughing fit.
falling down the stairs can help you put things back in perspective
shivering can prevent vomiting.
hello kitty is cute but her candy is really bad sadly.
your good looks won't last
beware of the boy who "falls in love" with you too quickly. his name is either mike, gary or something else.
apparently shaving the top half of your eyebrows off and drawing the extra piece that you shaved UNDERNEATHE your remaining eyebrow hair gives you a slightly sinister and seductive look. ive never looked better.
shaving lines into your arm hair is what you need to do when you are unemployed. be weary of razor bumps when the hair begins to grow back. not the best look
sometimes getting an allergic reaction to pimple cream is worth it. my skin is much clearer although i did get some hives and a coughing fit.
salty salt salt boi, clowny clown clown clown
dont you make a face at me.
eye have the internet again. temporarily. we shall see.
so many drawings and paintings done. it was a good year for art. but thats about it id say.
lots of people died.
a friendish of mine died 2 days ago. very depressing. poor kid. i drunk dialed him 4 years ago in Salem once. asked him something about directions. hes not from there. we all had a good laugh. rip dude.
but one must move on i guess... no other choice
currently unemployed. i have $1000 bux saved. yes, i just told you, dear internet buddy. but you dont know where my money is hidden. it was once hidden in a kids in the hall dvd. i moved my money tho. speaking of money i need to go to the bank and cash in on all my change.
hoping my moody boss will take me back. he said he would...hmmmmmmmm......... i dont feel as if i were fired; it felt more like i got dumped. miscommunication, moodiness, x-mas gifts (money). weird dudeeeee. i miss our studio and being cold there. and making art. i even miss seeing that little weiner boy me and ana make fun of. i do NOT miss food from Greenpoint. so bad. Mediocre at best. good if youre starving.
oh 2012, you were a strange apathetic deathy- year. such a BORING year for love. omg. no boyz for me. maybe one soon if i ever see him again. fffffuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuu mannnnnnnnnnnnggggg
eye have the internet again. temporarily. we shall see.
so many drawings and paintings done. it was a good year for art. but thats about it id say.
lots of people died.
a friendish of mine died 2 days ago. very depressing. poor kid. i drunk dialed him 4 years ago in Salem once. asked him something about directions. hes not from there. we all had a good laugh. rip dude.
but one must move on i guess... no other choice
currently unemployed. i have $1000 bux saved. yes, i just told you, dear internet buddy. but you dont know where my money is hidden. it was once hidden in a kids in the hall dvd. i moved my money tho. speaking of money i need to go to the bank and cash in on all my change.
hoping my moody boss will take me back. he said he would...hmmmmmmmm......... i dont feel as if i were fired; it felt more like i got dumped. miscommunication, moodiness, x-mas gifts (money). weird dudeeeee. i miss our studio and being cold there. and making art. i even miss seeing that little weiner boy me and ana make fun of. i do NOT miss food from Greenpoint. so bad. Mediocre at best. good if youre starving.
oh 2012, you were a strange apathetic deathy- year. such a BORING year for love. omg. no boyz for me. maybe one soon if i ever see him again. fffffuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuu mannnnnnnnnnnnggggg
salty salt water taffy
"..well she's a little bit like you, she wears her heart on her sleeve and talks salty.." -Truman Capote
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