Sunday, September 23, 2012

the ugly truth about people and shapes

To me, a triangle has always been the best shape. its perfect in an imperfect kind of way since there are 3 sides and 3 is an odd number. noone likes an odd number. except me. and some other people i guess. you just can't beat a triangle!

But there are a whole slew of shapes to remember. what does a favorite shape say about someone?

A circle to me has always been a soccer-mom thing. maybe im just thinking of a soccer ball but that's a spherical. A circle is fit for a soccer mom because its neat and friendly. Nothing at all rigid about it.

It would be easy to say that a square is for squares.. heh. a square is neat as well but not quite as friendly as a circle. a square is fit for a broad group of people, including nerds, neat freaks, serious people, introverts, well-balanced people, stubborn folk, hard headed folk, 'go getters" and so on.

rectangles are meant for business men. everything about a rectangle reminds me of business. money, tall buildings, tall rigid looking men. carpenters as well. there is something very masculine about a rectangle.

Ovals are feminine.

Trapezoids are for homeless people, alcoholics and miscellaneous. farmers?

Dodecahedrons... you really have to earn that one. Dodecahedrons are meant for true geniuses, eccentrics as well as complicated people,.. the mentally ill. And posers. fuck posers.

don't even get me started on octagons. im not into stop signs.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

art performance performance art (A CRITIQUE BY YOURS TRULY)

im watching some artsy performance and

its painful.

im watching and there are tears in my eyes. im not sure if it is from frustration, embarassment or just some kind of.... hatred. help me. im going to continue watching as the scene progresses and write down every thought and feeling.


the FORCED LAUGHTER. is fucking making me CRINGE. why? WHY? THIS ISNT FUNNY. YOUR ART ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY. i actually curled my knuckles.. i wonder if anyone around me has noticed... i am at an internet cafe. actually. to be honest, i am at a starbucks. (but i didnt buy anything, so don't worry)

okay, im going to continue watching this piece ...


I like the sounds the machines are making. but not the people performing.

here he comes..

the effort in the voices is not admirable. its weird. i dont know how to feel about one performer in particular
.... he said some word very strangely

where are you going with this performance? what the fuck is the point? oh right... there is none.

someone sounds like they have a stuffy nose. perhaps the most realistic/best part yet

becoming repetitive.
annoyed by the fact that im only a little more than halfway done with this crap

someone please tell me the point
here comes that  forced fucking laughter, AGAIN

the stuffy person squeaked

i sense sexual tension between 2 of the male performers. is it 4real? part of me hopes so

somebody says their "O's" weird... kind of like me. but i have an excuse, im a grrl ;)

this is becoming stupid again. rambling .
my eyes are closing.

one moment! one brilliant moment of realness... it actually lifted my spirits. it was a split second of a brilliant performance, the tone of voice and the sentence spoken. made the past 30 seconds worthwhile... but still does not make up for the past 10 minutes

okay finally finished this shit. what a waste of time. just like the blog entry! I Hope youre as frustrated as i am. but no, im def more annoyed than you, whatevz.