scandinavian jawbreaker.. nudity

this NEEDS to be seen. over and over.

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do i have tetanus?

semi locked jaw except not really. pains in my back. i think i dislocated my jaw. lets see where i am in a few days..

its a boys world!

i know this big world ain't always what it seems

sarah

the boxes

whatever you made up in your head is of your own doing. i did nothing. i stood there and watched it all happen. you stand aside and make up little stories in your head of what i may have done to you if we'd hung around just a few minutes longer. if i had hung around some more, maybe id rip the wallpaper into little bits. yeah, maybe id'a done it, and because of that you'll get angry. angry over something that never came to be. and one day, when you move out, youll have no memories of me because i left nothing behind. but if we close our eyes and think hard, we can lie and pretend i did. we can say that i ruined your little ounce of hope in the female race. and when you pack everything up, all those little items, i'll be going in those boxes with them. not because i even ever existed, but only because you believed that i did and therefore, i'm a part of those memories. i belong in all those boxes according to you. i will travel with you always.

you and all those things you;ve kept close. you'll never let them go and you'll never let me go. i go where your belongings go; i belong to you still, in your mind. even if you believe i belong in a cage, i'm still there and i know you will never ever let me go. you will never let go of a meaningless grudge.

and now i want a bottle of wine!

a bottle of wine!?? no! sangria! even worse! where are these expensive tastes coming from? im too poor for these cravings!

if i have a son

i will name him Shooter. If i have a daughter i will name her Stephanation.

There is a light that never goes out

If only it were known

that there is always one thing that makes me happy. even in my darkest moments, even when im sitting in front of my computer with eyes glassy partly from exhaustion and partly cuz i might cry, theres one thing that always makes me happy. its a little spark, its a light that always shines, it fades a little, sometimes it grows stronger but its always there, its never gone completely. its nothing real, or tangible, its a thought, a wish maybe but i can see it perfectly and ive never been so sure of something. id gamble away a lot for it i guess. its so far off too but im so convinced its there for a reason. i dont know if it would become real but i know it will always be there for me even if noone else knows it. its literally a life of its own. noone would ever understand. ive disguised what it is so well. but one day maybe if im brave enough or if i get the chance, i'll let it out. maybe i'll slip up. maybe one day someone will finally figure out the puzzles i've been speaking in all this time. and when they do, maybe we'll meet and make it happen.

THE STAR:

"Whenever all hope seems lost, it will reappear to prove that you have really lost nothing except perhaps your sight to the enlightenment. And in the absence of that sight, the Star will light your way. It's light is not a blinding flash like lightning bolt of the Tower, but a soft radiating glow that warms and comforts rather than burning and destroying. When it appears in your life , it is nothing less than a beacon of hope and inspiration. In times of darkness it shows that there is a way out, and tells you not to worry, for illumination and freedom are at hand. But hope is only a beginning. Now that you have been inspired, you still have much work to do in order to bring your vision into manifestation. You must combine the solidity of material existence with the waters of your emotions and of your spirit... Kick off your shoes and wade into the pool, confident that the water will support you until you reach the other side.

I hope to god DMX loses his mind

i hope he does. and the day he does, im going to dance through the streets. im going to run barefoot in the middle of the road and dance around holding a roll of paper towels in my hand screaming jibberish. and then im going to run to the nearest restaurant bar, pull a gun out and shoot into the air then seduce one of the waitresses there by giving her a strip tease until the cops show up and i run into the basement, baracade myself and fall asleep in the corner, a'la Adam Ant. But no, I won't. but maybe DMX will. I hope he will. I hope he's lost his mind like he said we'd make 'im.

Maybe he already did lose his mind. I wouldn't know; I don't keep up with the hip hop scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsXXEECOHIo

how to beat menstrual cramps

lots of advil and black sabbath.... oh and the simpsons

HEavens to betsy ive created a PRAYING machine!

i'll teach you to be happy. i'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

precious

one of these days youre going to wake up and find me in your bed.


im going to be lying right next to you staring straight into your eyes. im not gonna move until you start screaming, and thats when i'll start screaming too. and then youre going to grab the nearest item (depending on your hobbies; if youre into sports, it could be a baseball bat. if youre into music, a guitar. if youre into art, maybe youll stab me with some color pencils etc etc), and youll attempt to attack me. i'll jump out of the way in time the first few times but i;ll get hit every here and there. i'll grab an arm and bite you with all my might. If you have stairs in your apartment, youll throw me down them. if not, youll beat my head against the floor until i pass out. either way, i'll wake up 30 min later in a haze and find myself covered in condiments. mustard, ketchup, mayo, etc. and youll be sitting across from me watching me until you see my eyes open. and we'll both start screaming again. the cycle repeating itself, only this time, im gonna win.

its all about telling people what they wanna hear

yep.

135 ways to pleeze your man

#1. hack into his facebook

#2 Get bloated.

#3-135 fuck fuck fuck

not fucking fodder

anger burning.