Saturday, November 30, 2013

faster grandma, grandmas gaining on us!

when i get famous quotes:


"i dont want people to see me and say 'ohlook, its the Coors yellow can girl"

"i was born a virgin and ill die a virgin. theman who really loves me will want me just the way i am and will love me inside and out without ever really experiencing my insides"

"drinking the alcohol and doing weed are so not my things. nature is my drug"

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

to.this day lifes a dirtty rat to

You will never understand the beer in my hand and the freedom in my heart. You seem to  comprehend things.differently. Accept it and Acceptand accept things you dont agree with ecccept Bloood

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Searching for a shrine he's never found.... RIP sweetheart

not gonna be able to sleep for a few weeks with this shit echoing in my head. still wishing this was some terrible joke




He has tasted good and evil in your bedrooms and your bars

And hes traded in tomorrow for today

runnin from his devils, Lord

and reachin for the stars

losin all he loved along the way



but if this world keeps right on turnin
for the better or the worse, all he ever gets is older and around
from the rockin of the cradle
to the rollin of the hearse
the going up was worth the coming down

he's a poet
he's a picker
he's a prophet
he's a pusher

he's a pilgrim and a preacher and a problem when he's stoned

he's a walking contradiction
partly truth and partly fiction
takin every wrong direction on his lonely way back home




not sure ill ever be able to listen to this song without trying not to cry

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

soren keer-keer-God?

omg. are you catholickkk? or are you socie? like socie-opath? do you own a bible? are you an emotionless psycho who only has feelings for your bible? Guess what! attraction toward your bible is the first step toward attraction to humanity!

attraction to humanity is a sign of attraction toward the group spirit! what is the group spirit? god is the group spirit! hurrah for god!

jk fuck that religious shit except for mine. i was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler.

Friday, May 31, 2013

i havee to work for one day tomorrow and im poor and getting stupider

so despite teh bushwick open studios party i will stay home tonight and read. i will try to go to bed early. i will wake up tommorrow at 10:30 and be at work by 12. i work til 7 but most likely 8:30. ill see what other people are doing and maybe we can meet up. sunday i will be around for the last of the bushwick partteeze. then hopefully ill go to a show and get a free drank or two. i will leav somewhat early since must be awake by 9 for a food packing interview. maybe ill get my check    monday. THESE ARE MY PLANS. i hppe you enjoyed reading this monotonous post. i love you baby. kisses. luv you too. tell your mom i said hi and send her my love..

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

TONIGHT ON WORLDS MOST EMBARASSING HOOK UPS

BABY SLOTH AND PRIEST GOIN AT IT. BUT IS IT REALLY A CRIME IF THE PRIEST LOOKS LIKE A SLOTH HIMSELF?

big girls in quarantine b4 they head over to the small town of small girlz

im struggling to write because of something. my underwear has shrunk into a thong . a tight thong for that matter somehow its making it hard for me to breathe and so i keep gasping/yawning for air but it isnt working. im falling asleep. and with so much to do today..