Monday, January 31, 2011

i know why you got mad

i overfed your dog and he died. pets are pretty much nanos. or tamagotchis. overfeed them and they die. i know this. i know because i killed your dog. and im sorry. but what good was your dog besides for company? he had no skills and no charm either, he drooled and pooped and smelled like poop. the same thing i say for horses , i say for smelly dogs as well. here is my advice;

put goggles on the critter and dip them in chlorine.

'my eyes! the goggles do nothing!'- rainier wolfcastle

'my eyes! my eyes! my precious eyes! i cant see without my eyes!!" -me, age 8-10 ..???

lil spazz and blick

lil spazz went to visit her pal blick in the town of yonder-dilly.spazz was an adorable little doll with long hair and gold eyes, a rare combination. she was also a fan of the simpsons. blick was a goodlooking silver looking dude who liked jumping off thingies and enjoyed the simpsons as well. they spent their weekend in yonder-dilly confirming this, eating sandwichess, watching movies as well as other things that the catholic church would look down upon. blick kept a small chubby tiger as a pet who ruled the house,made sure things were in order , people were getting along etc etc.

everyone got along and all went well except for some competition between the tiger and lil spazz over gigantic asses. in the end, lil tiger won but not by too much, after all, lil spazz just got her bottom imported from puerto rico, a land full of tush. and as for the rest, lil spazz enjoyed her time with blick who was an absolute dear and clever as fuck. perhaps another visit to yonder-dilly is in store! only time will tell.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

hot mess over here

had some big whooaaa moments. not sure what fates up to but tarot's been all likefuckkkkkkkkkkk you in a badddddd place chica. maybe. we'll c. fell apart a minute ago hopefuly i just did too many readings.dunoo dunno dunno i feel bad bad bad .

shoulda hung out with friends tonight. definetly

stolen quote 'we have decided not to die"

that is one way to put it

Sunday, January 23, 2011

all i need is heat

i know exactly what i want and where i want to be. i know how to get there and how much it will cost and how long the walk will take me. i know what i will bring with me and what i will purchase. i know what song i will listen to when i get there and i know wine will somehow be involved. i know what time i want it to be and what shoes i will be wearing. i know what smell i want to smell while im there and i know that this dream is all possible provided i have at least 10 bucks on me and the temperature would need to be about 74 degrees

i could go alone or with someone else. i want to take pictures of this event.

i dont want your seed

No.

Friday, January 21, 2011

my voice just wasnt meant to be nice

i can hear myself from the side and how disinterested i sound with even things i am interested in. so imagine the stuff i dont care about. blgeh. wannna SEE what i sound like? i sound like this:


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all one. some small highs and slight lows. borrrrrrrrrring.