Monday, December 26, 2011

your stories dont look like theyre going anywhere

this one is called "UNDERSEA ADVENTURE" its about a very eventful submarine-luxury-cruise adventure thingy

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lady butters her bagel as her miniature clown mathematician signs the deeds of her house over to one of the waitors aboard the ship
a cloud of mist arises from her boiling hot champagne, and suddenly explosive diareeha is heard all across the land.

over in one of the bathroom stalls, one of the crew members is suffering. he forgot his lactose pills and just finished eating a pint of Vanilla bean. could he have been responsible for the noise?

and then, a catastrophe! the planesman has suddenly gone blind! who will steer the ship now?!

the miniature clown is trying to charm one of the waitresses by telling her the story of how he inherited a multi milliondollar mansion with illegal immigrants working inside, and then of course, how he set them free..

a fire erupts in the kitchen after that idiot Jonesy-boy threw a rag (recently used to wipe away lots of spilt kerosene) on a pile of lit cigarettes next to a botttle of rubbing alcohol incoveniently placed next to open flames on the stove. Death to all aboard is imminent

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